Full name: William Ignacius Guthrum

Age 12

A likeable, happy go lucky youth with a generally pleasant disposition. Tries but fails (often ridiculously) to be a tough guy like Harvey and Jubs and other local bullies and misfits. Easily influenced by other people, and extraneous stimuli (TV). Not always focused on the matter at hand. Slightly accident-prone. Quite foolhardy, not to be mistaken for bravery. Talks a lot.

He sees his dear friend Rusty as being slightly up-tight and in need of his spontaneity and optimism.

Likes: cake, Belgian Buns, Bling Cola, Shiny Man, Street Fashion, sports shoes, weapons, older girls (particularly Rusty’s sisters).

Dislikes: nature, dirt, spelling.