"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentation of their women."

From the six corners of the earth the Old Guard venture forth on a crusade to uphold the ideals of The Old World. With sword, spear, axe and potato headed club they defend qualities of an age long gone. Justice , Honour, Loyalty and Good Grammar. They climb giant mountain s, bridge mighty rivers, cross great plains and suffer great hardships. But they never lose sight of their quest to protect the corner stone of all great civilizations: the virtue of obedience.